In Which the Manimal and Sweet Son #1 Carry on An Inane Conversation

Overheard in the back seat on a recent return from soccer practice...

Manimal: "COB!"
Sweet Son #1: "Yeah?"
M: "Shortcut?"
SS#1: "No. No shortcuts."
M: "WHY?" (followed by giggling)
M: "COB!"
SS#1: "Yeah?"
M: "Shortcut?"
SS#1: "No. No shortcuts." (followed by giggling)
M: "WHY?" (followed by giggling)
M: "COB!" (followed by giggling)
SS#1: "Yeah?" (followed by giggling)
M: "Shortcut?" (followed by giggling)
SS#1: "No. No shortcuts." (followed by giggling)
M & SS#1: (maniacal giggling ensues)

And my friends wonder why I sometimes need a drink.

Cheers!