Hah! Gotcha, didn't I?
While I certainly would never let SS#1 or The Manimal use language like this, I suppose it would be OK if they were describing a vacuum cleaner, like I am.
This one really sucks, because it's self-propelled. And from what I know about the vacuum cleaning world (which, if you saw my dog-hair, lego-covered carpet, would appear to be very little), this is a GOOD THING.
MamaKat is GIVING AWAY one of these beauties. What are you waiting for? Go. Now. Enter!