It's Friday, it's Friday!
Today is my LAST day of work for a whole week. I don't have to come back until DECEMBER 1st! :)
DH and I were watching Letterman last night. Dave's not been really funny in quite a long time, but for some reason, we keep coming back. So we've come up with this new game. Lately his three favorite topics have been Bernie Madoff, Sarah Palin and Paul Shaffer's new book. He's bound to mention at least one of them, and if he mentions all three, we figure he's hit the Late Night Trifecta.
Two nights ago, it was all Sarah, all night.
Last night, twelve minutes into the show, he brought up Sarah Palin.
Eight minutes later, he was pushing Paul's book. We waited with baited breath, hoping he'd be batting a thousand.
Sadly, we only went two for three last night. No Bernie.
The Manimal was "eckercising" last night. He was using a drawer handle (that DH had purchased) as a barbell, and pretending to "lift weights". Now, just to be clear, this is the SAME drawer handle that he has been told multiple times NOT to touch. I told him to go show his father, that daddy would LOVE it.
He walked into Daddy's office, grunting and straining as though he were a champion lifter. DH told him to go put the drawer handle away RIGHT NOW.
The Manimal walked by me quickly, handle in hand and muttered, "He didn't love it."
"Twilight New Moon" premiered last night (or more accurately, this morning). I didn't see it. I won't see it. I haven't read the books. I have no intention of reading the books. Bella, Edward and Jacob really have no appeal to me.
I must be getting old.