Freaky Friday

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I confess, I saw this on another blogger's site and now cannot remember which one! I think it's pretty appropriate for a Friday, where frankly, sanity is overrated!

Ways to keep a healthy level of sanity:

• At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

• Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com

• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

• Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" or "INBOX"

• Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

• Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

• Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

• Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

• Don't use any punctuation

• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

• Sing along at the opera.

• Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

• Send email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."

• Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

• Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.

• Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!", "3rd time this week!!!"

• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

• Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

• Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"